how to become a writer and stay one

well here’s how I got into writing:

have your girlfriend break up with you.

swear off of women.

[all american horror story: coven style]

become depressed.

buy a journal and start writing really shitty poetry.

enter it in many teen “poetry books” to get “published”.

keep a journal for all of high school.

move over to blogging on Xanga in college for about a year.

then give up and start becoming an alchy.

write songs with your best friend.

start a “side project” of singing/songwriting.

create a myspace and everything for it.

realize you haven’t been on myspace since you were like 13.

THEN stop all of that for a good two years.

return to it.

keep it up.

fuck bitches. get money.

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